I’ve been thinking about blogging again, and it seems appropriate for a writer to begin with a quote from a description sheet for an item I recently bought:

Automatic quick fit bottom senior AB glue and can achieve protective film posting and repeated post, can easily be membrane with good.

Sometimes my writing may be less than clear, but this description is absolutely wonderful! It feels as if it’s been written by an offworlder I’ve yet to create.

If any of my readers can identify the product, be aware that it may out you as an alien.